For me it would probably be the time that I put some speed in the salt shaker(seemed like a good idea at the time) this one bimbo ended up getting pretty tweaked off of it and did some wierd shit in gym class. I got ratted out the next day by some sorry POS but I ended up getting out of it by saying to the principle "look at me, do you really believe that if I had some drugs I would waste it on somebody else". Kinda feel bad about it now, but still find it funny.
Set my grade 12 English teacher up with an older friend of mine so i could get good grades...he dumped her I failed...
During School Elections, I started a write in Campaign to get all the kids who didn't care to vote for Homie the Clown...He lost by 17 votes in a school of 1600.
During School Elections, I started a write in Campaign to get all the kids who didn't care to vote for Homie the Clown...He lost by 17 votes in a school of 1600.
DW used to beat up chicks in school all the time, having a dad who still thinks he is still in Saigon makes you tough.
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My X cut class and snuck into the auditorium with a few friends to smoke a cigarette and decided to light up the flag out of boredom which eventually set the whole place on fire. I can't beat that.
It was on the news and she got 2 years of juvy. When she told me that story I was like oh shnap, I remember that! I remember telling my mom "I'm dating that girl who set that school on fire a few years ago." And she remembered it too.
It was on the news and she got 2 years of juvy. When she told me that story I was like oh shnap, I remember that! I remember telling my mom "I'm dating that girl who set that school on fire a few years ago." And she remembered it too.
#1 I had a teacher in 8th grade that I fucking hated (math) he was an arrogant POS. When ever anyone got out of line he would stand them up in front of the class and completely be little you, I mean personnel shit that other kids feed on. Anyway; his class was right next to the boys room. Every chance I could get (not every day) I would go into that bathroom and shit on the floor next to the toilet. He had told us on previous occasions that the mear smell of someone else's shit would often make him vomit. I there-fore fead on this information. I continued to do this because he was on a crusade to catch who ever was doing it. I would sit in class every day with a smirk on my face. I stopped doing it after about 3 months of living on the edge in fear of getting caught.
#2 There was this kid who ran Cross Country and Track with me (distance runner) He was kind of a smart ass, but not a bad kid all in all. Anyway, I was running the 2 mile race and this kid opted out of the race for some reason, I don't remember. I was in 2nd place coming down the final 50 meters and stumbled and wiped rite out. I get up and look to my right (where our team area was) and see this mother ****** laughing historically. The next meet we had was huge, I won't go into details. I decided it was payback time; I didn't care.. This kid had a special track shoe he wore for gravel tracks. He would warm up without them and put his "special sneakers" on about 5 minutes before the race. Well, I decided he wasn't gonna run that race. I took his shoes and shoved them in my duffel bag. He was fucking running around like an asshole looking for them (coach also) He never ran that race and we were even.
#2 There was this kid who ran Cross Country and Track with me (distance runner) He was kind of a smart ass, but not a bad kid all in all. Anyway, I was running the 2 mile race and this kid opted out of the race for some reason, I don't remember. I was in 2nd place coming down the final 50 meters and stumbled and wiped rite out. I get up and look to my right (where our team area was) and see this mother ****** laughing historically. The next meet we had was huge, I won't go into details. I decided it was payback time; I didn't care.. This kid had a special track shoe he wore for gravel tracks. He would warm up without them and put his "special sneakers" on about 5 minutes before the race. Well, I decided he wasn't gonna run that race. I took his shoes and shoved them in my duffel bag. He was fucking running around like an asshole looking for them (coach also) He never ran that race and we were even.
